Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Interview With Someone Named Keith

SUBBUTEO: Hello, Keith.

KEITH: Hey man.

SUBBUTEO: First off, how did you come to be named Keith?

KEITH: Shit, I dunno man. Maybe you should ask my ma that, I'll give you her number if you want. I'll give it to you later.


KEITH: Yeah.

SUBBUTEO: What time should I call her?

KEITH: She works til like 5 every day, you know?

SUBBUTEO: So after 5 pm would be good?

KEITH: Yeah, or like, on the weekend. She doesn't work on the weekend.

SUBBUTEO: Alright, thanks. Take it easy, man.

KEITH: Yeah for sure. ■

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

P.S.: Please Bring Treats


Ha ha! A little joke. You are cordially invited
to my annual Racist Picnic and BBQ! It is
an event that I hold every year in my backyard and
then in my cellar if the police come,
to celebrate racism!

For too long, our kind has been rejected
by the mainstream and made to feel inferior
to "normal" folk. This picnic is to celebrate
our hatred of celebrating each others' cultures!
Embrace racism! Embracism!

All races are welcome and we will participate
in a 'Racist-Off' to determine which race is
the most racist and which race is the most
despicable! Members of that race will then
be escorted off the premises!

I hate white people! Come one, come all!

Please RSVP for directions or to just chat!

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Wherein I Attempt a Punchline

Seriously, that band fucking sucks.